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shisnojon:

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

just imagine the second half of this gif but you are in an dark and empty field and it’s sprinting towards you faster than you can run away

shisnojon:

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

just imagine the second half of this gif but you are in an dark and empty field and it’s sprinting towards you faster than you can run away

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styrnwilf:

psifn:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

thats pretty metal

This is it. I finally found my musical calling!

styrnwilf:

psifn:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

thats pretty metal

This is it. I finally found my musical calling!

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anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

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kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

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failnation:

This made me laugh longer than it should have.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

This made me laugh longer than it should have.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

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timothydelaghetto:

recoveryisbeautiful:

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

this spoke to me

Mothafuckin PREACH

timothydelaghetto:

recoveryisbeautiful:

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

this spoke to me

Mothafuckin PREACH

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hey-its-mariam:

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you



This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

hey-its-mariam:

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

(Source: dovga.com, via thedailylaughs)

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A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

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fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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asylum-art:

hyper-realistic human forms by sun yuan + peng yu
‘teenager teenager’, 2011
performance, sofa, stones
1440 x 540 cm / 47.2 x 17.8 feet

chinese artists sun yuan + peng yu present a series of life-size, poignant and disturbing hyper-realistic sculptural installations of human and animal forms at galerie perrotin, paris. the creative duo are best known for shocking their audience through their controversial work with materials like human fat tissue and animals to deal with issues of perception, death, and the human condition, demonstrating provocative issues of the contemporary era. ‘if i die’ is a monumental installation that shows massive gel and fiberglass,  the surrealist structure acts as a metaphor for a consumer society that has lost its way. through hints of dark humour, they intensely probe themes of life and death in unusual, destabilizing ways.

This is basically the “imagine the audience is just a bunch of rock,” but in real life.

(via asylum-art)

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possessed-night-guard:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)

(via epic-humor)

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spookybaltimore:

beautiful4chaos:

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a-mad-detective-in-an-impala:

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fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

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fuzzy-fallen-angel:

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cobblestones-brokenbones:

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okhaley:

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127-lbs:

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the-jackals:

tedbre:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

it is very rare to see the original

(Source: onleatherwings92, via mamriefreakinghart)

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stunningpicture:

I’m pretty sure this is how you die in a fire

stunningpicture:

I’m pretty sure this is how you die in a fire